Don't Worry, One Day We Will All Be Amazing Little Boys Playing With Monsters

Go watch this trailer right now and share in my joy/

(It looks so good! I am excited! Who's with me?)

PS: This is how I feel right now...

Things I would Like for My Birthday

This. Also, this. Oh, and just go ahead and throw one of these in while you're at it.

The world OWES me a Dharma jumpsuit. I am entitled to this shit, people. Make it happen. You should also probably buy me five different ones, just to give me some variety in my wardrobe. I will be wearing this every day.

day well spent

Today, I went to the Planetarium and wept. The beauty of colliding galaxies (simulated though they may be) is the closest thing to God I can imagine.

A Very Informative and Pleasing Chart

If I was on this chart, I would be a Lincoln Lincoln. (Click on chart for a bigger chart. Bigger charts are more pleasing to the eye.)

Minneapolis: land of dance

I sensed a common theme running through my time in Minneapolis this past week. See if you can spot it:





Correct answer: ladies

Thank You, Fakeycakes

I have not been myself since Super Deluxe went under, making me unable to watch uncensored Brad Neeley videos. I am myself again. Never leave us, fakeycakes from YouTube.



Now, if you'll excuse me, I am going to go rip all the audio from these.