The Cutelander

There can be only one. You have thirty seconds to decide which of the following animals get to live. You are only allowed to pick one. If you don't choose, all of them will be killed in horrible ways along with your family.

Here are your candidates...

1.) Slow Loris:



2.) Pygmy Jerboa:



3.) Francois Leaf-Monkey:



4.) Baby Sloth:



Your 30 seconds start...now.

Don't Worry, One Day We Will All Be Amazing Little Boys Playing With Monsters

Go watch this trailer right now and share in my joy/

(It looks so good! I am excited! Who's with me?)

PS: This is how I feel right now...

Minneapolis: land of dance

I sensed a common theme running through my time in Minneapolis this past week. See if you can spot it:





Correct answer: ladies

Cannibalism is now okay you guys

I had a dream last night that I met Robert Downey Jr. in the form of a cup of soup. He hated it when I called him adorable, but started to bubble lovingly when I changed the adjective to "wicked manly". Robert Soupy Jr., I love you. I think you know that though. Also, you were delicious! What kind of soup were you? You looked sort of like a potato tomato pesto sort of thing. You should let me know.

Why I Know Parker is Great

Everyone should already love Parker, because he's great, but this is just one more reason to love him. I took this video of him without his knowledge yesterday at the Obama rally in Ft. Collins, and it is one of the funniest and most adorable things I've ever seen. This guy asked us all to pray before the rally began, but Parker was too busy listening to the Blood Brothers to notice. We tried containing our laughter out of respect. It was the hardest thing I've ever done.



Great Job!

Adorable Moment of the Week

I promise this is not a political blog (maybe), but just this once I am going to talk about something vaguely political. Because it needs to be discussed. And seen.


How can John McCain be so adorable? This is seriously the cutest and most amazingly funny thing I've seen in a long time. Awww! Every time I look at this picture, I just get all warm and squidgy inside. Which is not a reaction I am used to when looking at two politicians and one Bob Schieffer. Just look at it for two minutes, then look me in the eye and tell me your heart isn't melting. What is he doing?! Oh my God I want to hug him!

Here is my reaction in picture form for those who are visual learners:


Yes, the rainbow background does imply I was tripping at the time. Very astute of you.