Guess whose birthday it is today? I'll give you five guesses. Actually, I'll give you five guesses as to whose birthday it is NOT today:
Toothpaste
Pizza
Lamps
Jackie Chan...fuck! You guys all lost. It IS Jackie Chan's birthday today. I love your karate, Jackie. I think you're cute.
GLEE.
14 years ago
If Jackie Chan were my father, I know I would have been raised good. Happy 100 years Hackie Chan!
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